Tuesday 15 January 2013

#Mention25CutePeopleOnTwitter

This makes me want to chunder and punch someone in the face. This is where twitter famous people get there kicks from and you know it. "Olly Riley is well cute and i luv him shit loads cus he wearz jack willzzzzz". I actually want to cry in despair, go and kill yourselves. Howeveeeer, this hashtag gives me oppurtunties to big up my friends :D.  But it just annoys how twitter is a popularity contest. Well, twitter is useless. Unless you’re a celebrity, or just some famous person who people care about, there is no need to even have an account. It’s like talking to yourself.  so why do we all use it? Cus' we care about the shit, because we take the piss out of it. Doesnt make it good though, does it? Its all over hyped and full of half naked sluts or pretty boys. Its the biggest loads of BS and the main fuel for the rumour mill. Jeff tweets "Mmmmm love ice-cream, sharing a bowl with the wife whilst watching a film". Bill reads Jeffs tweet and tells Nancy "Jeff shared an icecream cone with his wife when they were watching porn" Nancy tells Sarah "Jeff creamed on his wife after wanking in a bowl of ice watching porn" and then Sarah tells Jeffs wife "Jeff was wanking in an igloo and came on an eskimo watching porn" And they get a divorce. (not true btw but ya get me bruv.) 


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