This makes me want to chunder and punch someone in the face. This is where twitter famous people get there kicks from and you know it. "Olly Riley is well cute and i luv him shit loads cus he wearz jack willzzzzz". I actually want to cry in despair, go and kill yourselves. Howeveeeer, this hashtag gives me oppurtunties to big up my friends :D. But it just annoys how twitter is a popularity contest. Well, twitter is useless. Unless you’re a celebrity, or just some famous person who people care about, there is no need to even have an account. It’s like talking to yourself. so why do we all use it? Cus' we care about the shit, because we take the piss out of it. Doesnt make it good though, does it? Its all over hyped and full of half naked sluts or pretty boys. Its the biggest loads of BS and the main fuel for the rumour mill. Jeff tweets "Mmmmm love ice-cream, sharing a bowl with the wife whilst watching a film". Bill reads Jeffs tweet and tells Nancy "Jeff shared an icecream cone with his wife when they were watching porn" Nancy tells Sarah "Jeff creamed on his wife after wanking in a bowl of ice watching porn" and then Sarah tells Jeffs wife "Jeff was wanking in an igloo and came on an eskimo watching porn" And they get a divorce. (not true btw but ya get me bruv.)
Tuesday, 15 January 2013
#33millionbeliebers #nowplaying #resigned
Sorry, but today i have to do 2 hashtags, because the first one makes me want to chunder. For fuck sake, justin bieber is not special, he is a complete retard. He honestly has no idea aabout the world, and was bought up in a nice big canadian house with pancakes and pushe dhis whole life to write rappy-pop shit that has no meaning. He hasn't worked to get where he is and he doesnt give a shit about his fans. He doesnt! He only wants your money you fucktards. makes me so angry. So to his "beliebers", please give up and focus on passing your 11+ and growing a pube. 33 million people can be wrong, beliebe me!
#nowplaying.
for me?
on tv: newss.
Something out "fiscal cliff" in America, which means america fucked itself last year, but now they reckon its given america a lift. Anyway who gives a shit! as long as man vs. food carries on eyyy?
on laptop: jake bugg - taste it.
Good time to look, because i love Jake Bugg. Now listen to that and hear instruments! :O can you believe it, a modern artist using a MUSICAL INSTRUMENT. the lyrics are catchy and he sounds hot. (he is hot too).
On another note, i resigned from work today, simply because i didnt like my job. Im just saying dont be stuck somewhere you dont like! Its pointless and if it makes you unhappy, its a waste of your life. However, I am now poor.com. So need to find a job i will actually like :) I also need to get on with some work so im gonna love you and leave you
cheers em xoxoox
#nowplaying.
for me?
on tv: newss.
Something out "fiscal cliff" in America, which means america fucked itself last year, but now they reckon its given america a lift. Anyway who gives a shit! as long as man vs. food carries on eyyy?
on laptop: jake bugg - taste it.
Good time to look, because i love Jake Bugg. Now listen to that and hear instruments! :O can you believe it, a modern artist using a MUSICAL INSTRUMENT. the lyrics are catchy and he sounds hot. (he is hot too).
On another note, i resigned from work today, simply because i didnt like my job. Im just saying dont be stuck somewhere you dont like! Its pointless and if it makes you unhappy, its a waste of your life. However, I am now poor.com. So need to find a job i will actually like :) I also need to get on with some work so im gonna love you and leave you
cheers em xoxoox
Thursday, 10 January 2013
#IGetThatAlot.
Unfortunately for me, the thing i get alot is Herpes. haha. :| anywaysss.
No, before the romour mill just its prodcution i do not have Herpes, just AIDS. Too much time in Slough (ooosssh). I quite like this hastag, you just know people like Ollie Riley are gonna be like #Igetthatalot that im really hot, but i dont see it, cus ive always been bullied about my weight and how meaningless i am. (other one tweet probs sorry) and this gives people like me (who has just devoured a tub of icecream ;D) an exscuse to laugh at what a meaningless life these people lead! #Twatter. Anyway, more popularily today, top retweet on this subject was about being neglected and hated and abused. blah blah blah. You know what this calls for.
RELATIONSHIP ADVICE WITH EMILYYYY (themetrack coming soon)
Hi and welcome, to "how to suceed at love". So many people fuck up with stupid things like NOT TELLING PEOPLE THEY LIKE THEM" and then you complain that they are not talking to you or acknowledging you, you wonder why? I can understand if you think you love a "friend" that could be awks, but if your 12, and love 13 year Mr. no pubes, tell him and spare the rest of us the fucking heartbreak. Worst thing is mature women are on the bandwagon now and i want to strangle them with their pprayer beads or smack them around the head with their "men are from mars book...." MAN THE FUCK UP. you wonder why women have no power, because the majority get fingered and suddenly want to spend their lyfe wid der babii. I honestly hate this earth. Where the fuck did intelligent life go? Girls, we are better than this! We have the clunge, we have the power! Men like sex alot more than usss. Jeeez -_-. Worst than this, boys with feelings. leave the earth on a rocket now. chunder. Boy shouldnt be soppy and cry when their girlfriend says hello. That leads your girlfriend from ask.fm to date someone with more likes. Fair shout, im not perfect with my boyfriend but at least were not all gay and soppy and we punch each other. :) But anyway the main message was just tell them you like them. save us all :D.
back again. :) got like 100 views on my blog, so thanks guys, didnt think it would be read. probablly 60 of those views are me checking it from my phone at 6thform or work. buut cheers if you do read my blog. much appreciated. let me know if i can rant anything out for you. :) thanks☮
em xoxoxoxo
No, before the romour mill just its prodcution i do not have Herpes, just AIDS. Too much time in Slough (ooosssh). I quite like this hastag, you just know people like Ollie Riley are gonna be like #Igetthatalot that im really hot, but i dont see it, cus ive always been bullied about my weight and how meaningless i am. (other one tweet probs sorry) and this gives people like me (who has just devoured a tub of icecream ;D) an exscuse to laugh at what a meaningless life these people lead! #Twatter. Anyway, more popularily today, top retweet on this subject was about being neglected and hated and abused. blah blah blah. You know what this calls for.
RELATIONSHIP ADVICE WITH EMILYYYY (themetrack coming soon)
Hi and welcome, to "how to suceed at love". So many people fuck up with stupid things like NOT TELLING PEOPLE THEY LIKE THEM" and then you complain that they are not talking to you or acknowledging you, you wonder why? I can understand if you think you love a "friend" that could be awks, but if your 12, and love 13 year Mr. no pubes, tell him and spare the rest of us the fucking heartbreak. Worst thing is mature women are on the bandwagon now and i want to strangle them with their pprayer beads or smack them around the head with their "men are from mars book...." MAN THE FUCK UP. you wonder why women have no power, because the majority get fingered and suddenly want to spend their lyfe wid der babii. I honestly hate this earth. Where the fuck did intelligent life go? Girls, we are better than this! We have the clunge, we have the power! Men like sex alot more than usss. Jeeez -_-. Worst than this, boys with feelings. leave the earth on a rocket now. chunder. Boy shouldnt be soppy and cry when their girlfriend says hello. That leads your girlfriend from ask.fm to date someone with more likes. Fair shout, im not perfect with my boyfriend but at least were not all gay and soppy and we punch each other. :) But anyway the main message was just tell them you like them. save us all :D.
back again. :) got like 100 views on my blog, so thanks guys, didnt think it would be read. probablly 60 of those views are me checking it from my phone at 6thform or work. buut cheers if you do read my blog. much appreciated. let me know if i can rant anything out for you. :) thanks☮
em xoxoxoxo
Wednesday, 9 January 2013
#tweesomethingyousayalot
My answer: Fuck that
Other People:
Hashtagging is so shit sometimes, at least Cut4Bieber meant something and we could laugh at the sad fucks doing it, but "What I say alot" - we can't laugh, we can write a tweet back and hope for a retweet by someone else who thinks the fact you both say "the awkward moment when" ha ha ha. lolz. NO.
On a brighter note, i had mcdonalds today - on my way to obesity nicely. being skinny is underrated and at least at 28 stone, i will get like benefits for liking maltesers (which i do!) I also listened to lots of 80's music and got blocked from ebay on my dads account, not sure why- any suggestions, please comment.
Anywayzzz see you tommorow, for a new hashtag or choose me something to bitch about (or someone ;D)
Thankss Em xoxooxoxo
Other People:
- Whoever started the trend '#TweeSomethingYouSayAlot' should really spell check their tweets.
- #TweeSomethingYouSayAlot I'm really tired
- #TweeSomethingYouSayALot ain't nobody got time for that
Hashtagging is so shit sometimes, at least Cut4Bieber meant something and we could laugh at the sad fucks doing it, but "What I say alot" - we can't laugh, we can write a tweet back and hope for a retweet by someone else who thinks the fact you both say "the awkward moment when" ha ha ha. lolz. NO.
On a brighter note, i had mcdonalds today - on my way to obesity nicely. being skinny is underrated and at least at 28 stone, i will get like benefits for liking maltesers (which i do!) I also listened to lots of 80's music and got blocked from ebay on my dads account, not sure why- any suggestions, please comment.
Anywayzzz see you tommorow, for a new hashtag or choose me something to bitch about (or someone ;D)
Thankss Em xoxooxoxo
Tuesday, 8 January 2013
#Cut4beiber.
Go.And.Kill.Yourselfs.
First hashtag and what a day to start this shit! Cut for Beiber for you guys, is girls (and fags) who are cutting themselves because mr justin had a dooby. Buut its way more extreme then that "its justin breaking our bond and not respecting us as fans". Poor girlies! I bet there lifes are well sad now their fututre husband has fucked them over cry.cry.cry. But i have a message for you lovely little girls #Cut4Beiber should be #CutForMyPoorParentsWhoHaveToLiveWithACuntLikeMe. glad we have that established. I have nothing against bieber (actually a bit more respect now hes not acting like a little girl) but his beliebingtons or whatever, should leave the earth. Why would you cause yourself harm for someone having a spliff. i really don't know what the world is. I dont like drugs tbh, but if my own mother had a spliff, i wouldnt cut. i would never let her live it down. Its people like that in the world, that make me feel sick that im a part of the human race, would be easier to be an ant, the chuck shit everywhere, carry a couple leaves and then get their food taken by grasshoppers. YOLO. But not being funny, saw a couple of cute pictures of bleeding arms and stuff and then people pisstaking it, but 564838 pictures later and i want to poke my eyes out. Anyone i think we should give more attention to me, cus i drunk more than the recommended units, the other day. #Cut4Hayward. #DontJudgeABadman.
Cheers Em xoxo
First hashtag and what a day to start this shit! Cut for Beiber for you guys, is girls (and fags) who are cutting themselves because mr justin had a dooby. Buut its way more extreme then that "its justin breaking our bond and not respecting us as fans". Poor girlies! I bet there lifes are well sad now their fututre husband has fucked them over cry.cry.cry. But i have a message for you lovely little girls #Cut4Beiber should be #CutForMyPoorParentsWhoHaveToLiveWithACuntLikeMe. glad we have that established. I have nothing against bieber (actually a bit more respect now hes not acting like a little girl) but his beliebingtons or whatever, should leave the earth. Why would you cause yourself harm for someone having a spliff. i really don't know what the world is. I dont like drugs tbh, but if my own mother had a spliff, i wouldnt cut. i would never let her live it down. Its people like that in the world, that make me feel sick that im a part of the human race, would be easier to be an ant, the chuck shit everywhere, carry a couple leaves and then get their food taken by grasshoppers. YOLO. But not being funny, saw a couple of cute pictures of bleeding arms and stuff and then people pisstaking it, but 564838 pictures later and i want to poke my eyes out. Anyone i think we should give more attention to me, cus i drunk more than the recommended units, the other day. #Cut4Hayward. #DontJudgeABadman.
Cheers Em xoxo
Can i get any of you cunts a drink?
New Year, new me. Nah, i'm not going to lie, im a prick - i'm mean for no reason and i take the endless piss even pout of my closest friends. But I do pride myself on not being a "Hollaback Girl" which is just a word for being one of the girls who do that thing with their lips. like a duck cunt. haaaa. No really, thats shit and your shit. So what I reckon i am going to do is take the piss out twitter trends, because everyday there fucked up, i'm not gonna run out of material am I. Pretty opinionated about everything, even stuff thats irrelevant. Like rubber bands. I will put up an arguemnt for a rubber band, 'cus there fucking useful. Oh talking of "fucking", don't start doing those comments when you tell me not to swear "as its not attractive". Do i look like I want to be attractive, i cba normally to brush my hair (but i do brush my teeth, cus im not a dirty sket). As a close mate would say "Im Common!" ;). Suits me fine, its pretty inexpensive and to be fair i have an xbox, mum, dad, family, boyfriend, mates and spagetti cooking so im as happy as a pig in shit. Little bit about me, I'm Emily (or shaniqua whatever), im 18, got a job i dont go to, go to school, do nothing, declined from uni, filling out tesco and benefits form and probs popping out 6 kids with my boyfriend matt soon. Or, i could just get over that shit, and keep trying. Which other bastards could do, not cry about everything (which will bring me on to my twitter trend) and man the fuck up and realise they are ALIVE (sorry to dem vampires and shit). Anyway, enough about me, lets get to the point of this new blog. Twitter is the route of all evils, bar facebook cus that is biiitcccchy (main source of this bitchiness). I hate fucking twitter famous people, agrgrh you have no real friends, kills me :@ why are you alive? #omg #got #a #pubic #hair #ha #theonlywayisessexismylifeandimawankerandshouldofbeenshotatbirth. no, stop, you need to hashtag #ImAHalfWittedCunt.. Anyways loving the into blog. cheers for coming (makes a change its not in my face) wheeeeey. dont judge. ily!
Emily xoxo
Emily xoxo
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