Can i get any of you cunts a drink?

New Year, new me. Nah, i'm not going to lie, im a prick - i'm mean for no reason and i take the endless piss even pout of my closest friends. But I do pride myself on not being a "Hollaback Girl" which is just a word for being one of the girls who do that thing with their lips. like a duck cunt. haaaa. No really, thats shit and your shit. So what I reckon i am going to do is take the piss out twitter trends, because everyday there fucked up, i'm not gonna run out of material am I. Pretty opinionated about everything, even stuff thats irrelevant. Like rubber bands. I will put up an arguemnt for a rubber band, 'cus there fucking useful. Oh talking of "fucking", don't start doing those comments when you tell me not to swear "as its not attractive". Do i look like I want to be attractive, i cba normally to brush my hair (but i do brush my teeth, cus im not a dirty sket). As a close mate would say "Im Common!" ;). Suits me fine, its pretty inexpensive and to be fair i have an xbox, mum, dad, family, boyfriend, mates and spagetti cooking so im as happy as a pig in shit. Little bit about me, I'm Emily (or shaniqua whatever), im 18, got a job i dont go to, go to school, do nothing, declined from uni, filling out tesco and benefits form and probs popping out 6 kids with my boyfriend matt soon. Or, i could just get over that shit, and keep trying. Which other bastards could do, not cry about everything (which will bring me on to my twitter trend) and man the fuck up and realise they are ALIVE (sorry to dem vampires and shit). Anyway, enough about me, lets get to the point of this new blog. Twitter is the route of all evils, bar facebook cus that is biiitcccchy (main source of this bitchiness). I hate fucking twitter famous people, agrgrh you have no real friends, kills me :@ why are you alive? #omg #got #a #pubic #hair #ha #theonlywayisessexismylifeandimawankerandshouldofbeenshotatbirth. no, stop, you need to hashtag #ImAHalfWittedCunt.. Anyways loving the into blog. cheers for coming (makes a change its not in my face) wheeeeey. dont judge. ily! 
Emily xoxo